Malcolm on Action Movies
Hi. I’m Malcolm, a 6 year old black domestic short haired cat from the streets of Boston. I found my forever home with 2 hipster librarians and a crazy younger brother named Oscar. In case you don’t know, I’m pretty famous. I’ve been in a Baker & Taylor cat calendar (Mr. November 2017), the star of two paintings, and even a tattoo. My owners really love dressing me up and making me the stars of their...
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
90 Minutes. Rated PG. Quote: “Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…” Needed to polish my chops for this one. Quite possibly the second best time travel movie in history. If you don’t know what the first is, you should just stop reading this right now. Just atrocious acting, stupendously bad plot, terrible special effects, the worst wardrobes 1989 had to offer, and still one of the best movies that either of...
Cult Classics: Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey 93 Minutes. Rated PG. “You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!” My mother to this day still has not finished this movie. Much to the dismay of the theater usher in the Fall River Harbor Mall, my mother’s water broke mid-movie (let’s hope that once in a while they really clean those theater seats). Apparently, my younger brother was as excited to see this movie as I...
